yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
i’m a good person, i deserve expensive underwear and dairy free ice cream.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
can bob the builder fix my crumbling life