if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
read that, again.
things I need to beat into my brain
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
andrew hussie? i love that guy. the way he just [clenches fist] fails repeatedly to be a decent human being